MUST READ: Comedian Oke-Bakassi Writes A Letter To God Concerning Nigeria.

Oke Bakassi, one of Nigeria’s finst comedian
decided to write God. Here is his Hilarious
piece below ;
Dear Almighty Sir,

I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll
simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for
making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry
for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but
I don’t want to lie because you already know
my future.
Please help me be a better and more
successful person this year. Also protect and
bless my family, friends and fans.
I hereby present some personal issues before
you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If
no I seek your approval to go and take up
citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast
before they empty our treasury and our oil
wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate.
Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.
3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no,
what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing
here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no
please do something before we ‘Occupy
Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their
savings will end up in bank accounts not
boutiques and night clubs.
6. There are more diseases now than brands
of condom available. What do we do? Urgent
answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have
forgotten the meaning of true love since the
last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want
to send you pictures and links of what
pastors and government officials are doing
with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank
you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule